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M. Stafford

QB · 2011–2025 · 160 appearances · 2466.3 total pts · 15.4 avg pts

Career Stats

Year Manager NFL Team Weeks Total Pts Avg Pts
2025 Becker-Parton, Ballard, Valenzuela LAR 11 220.0 20.0
2023 Baumann LAR 11 145.6 13.2
2022 Wright LAR 11 100.4 9.1
2020 Baumann, Valenzuela DET 6 95.9 16.0
2019 Bronchtein DET 9 134.0 14.9
2018 Valenzuela DET 7 98.8 14.1
2017 Foote DET 15 219.1 14.6
2016 Waxman DET 16 250.9 15.7
2015 Bronchtein, Banys, Foote, Ballard DET 14 219.0 15.6
2014 Waxman DET 15 207.7 13.8
2013 Valenzuela DET 15 260.3 17.4
2012 Norberg DET 15 240.3 16.0
2011 Foote DET 15 274.4 18.3

Week-by-Week History

2025 — LAR — 11 weeks, 220.0 pts
Wk Manager Team Slot NFL Team Opponent Pts
6 Becker-Parton Skatt Porn QB LAR @BAL 9.3
7 Becker-Parton Skatt Porn QB LAR @JAX 27.4
9 Ballard Ja'Marr Ja'Merrier QB LAR NO 26.8
10 Valenzuela Jauan me to eat your butt QB LAR @SF 26.9
11 Valenzuela Jauan me to eat your butt BN LAR SEA 13.2
12 Valenzuela Jauan me to eat your butt QB LAR TB 22.9
13 Valenzuela Jauan me to eat your butt QB LAR @CAR 9.6
14 Valenzuela Jauan me to eat your butt BN LAR @ARI 23.2
15 Valenzuela Jauan me to eat your butt QB LAR DET 19.9
16 Valenzuela Jauan me to eat your butt BN LAR @SEA 30.9
17 Valenzuela Jauan me to eat your butt QB LAR @ATL 9.8
2023 — LAR — 11 weeks, 145.6 pts
Wk Manager Team Slot NFL Team Opponent Pts
6 Baumann A Jordan Love Story QB LAR ARI 13.2
7 Baumann A Jordan Love Story QB LAR PIT 13.0
8 Baumann A Jordan Love Story QB LAR @DAL 10.4
9 Baumann A Jordan Love Story BN LAR @GB 0.0
10 Baumann A Jordan Love Story BN LAR Bye 0.0
11 Baumann A Jordan Love Story BN LAR SEA 8.7
12 Baumann A Jordan Love Story QB LAR @ARI 22.4
13 Baumann A Jordan Love Story BN LAR CLE 23.0
14 Baumann A Jordan Love Story BN LAR @BAL 23.7
16 Baumann A Jordan Love Story BN LAR NO 20.7
17 Baumann A Jordan Love Story BN LAR @NYG 10.6
2022 — LAR — 11 weeks, 100.4 pts
Wk Manager Team Slot NFL Team Opponent Pts
1 Wright L'Ennui de Sohl BN LAR BUF 4.8
2 Wright L'Ennui de Sohl QB LAR ATL 16.9
3 Wright L'Ennui de Sohl QB LAR @ARI 10.2
4 Wright L'Ennui de Sohl BN LAR @SF 5.8
5 Wright L'Ennui de Sohl BN LAR DAL 9.3
6 Wright L'Ennui de Sohl QB LAR CAR 10.8
7 Wright L'Ennui de Sohl BN LAR Bye 0.0
8 Wright L'Ennui de Sohl QB LAR SF 17.4
9 Wright L'Ennui de Sohl QB LAR @TB 10.5
10 Wright L'Ennui de Sohl BN LAR ARI 0.0
11 Wright L'Ennui de Sohl BN LAR @NO 14.8
2020 — DET — 6 weeks, 95.9 pts
Wk Manager Team Slot NFL Team Opponent Pts
1 Baumann Cushen my Berries QB DET CHI 15.2
2 Baumann Cushen my Berries QB DET @GB 15.2
3 Baumann Cushen my Berries BN DET @ARI 18.5
4 Baumann Cushen my Berries BN DET NO 21.3
6 Valenzuela punani dasani coochie dinucci QB DET @JAX 11.3
14 Valenzuela punani dasani coochie dinucci BN DET GB 14.4
2019 — DET — 9 weeks, 134.0 pts
Wk Manager Team Slot NFL Team Opponent Pts
2 Bronchtein Darnold Schwarzenegger BN DET LAC 13.1
3 Bronchtein Darnold Schwarzenegger BN DET @PHI 12.1
4 Bronchtein Darnold Schwarzenegger BN DET KC 23.4
5 Bronchtein Darnold Schwarzenegger BN DET Bye 0.0
6 Bronchtein Darnold Schwarzenegger BN DET @GB 11.5
7 Bronchtein Darnold Schwarzenegger BN DET MIN 27.6
8 Bronchtein Darnold Schwarzenegger BN DET NYG 22.4
9 Bronchtein Darnold Schwarzenegger QB DET @LV 23.8
10 Bronchtein Darnold Schwarzenegger BN DET @CHI 0.0
2018 — DET — 7 weeks, 98.8 pts
Wk Manager Team Slot NFL Team Opponent Pts
1 Valenzuela Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi QB DET NYJ 4.0
2 Valenzuela Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi BN DET @SF 24.7
3 Valenzuela Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi BN DET NE 16.5
4 Valenzuela Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi BN DET @DAL 20.8
5 Valenzuela Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi BN DET GB 15.2
6 Valenzuela Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi BN DET Bye 0.0
7 Valenzuela Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi BN DET @MIA 17.6
2017 — DET — 15 weeks, 219.1 pts
Wk Manager Team Slot NFL Team Opponent Pts
1 Foote Insert Something Witty Here BN DET ARI 26.1
2 Foote Insert Something Witty Here BN DET @NYG 13.2
3 Foote Insert Something Witty Here QB DET ATL 16.5
4 Foote Insert Something Witty Here QB DET @MIN 10.1
5 Foote Insert Something Witty Here QB DET CAR 15.2
6 Foote Insert Something Witty Here QB DET @NO 11.9
7 Foote Insert Something Witty Here BN DET Bye 0.0
8 Foote Insert Something Witty Here QB DET PIT 18.0
9 Foote Insert Something Witty Here QB DET @GB 22.4
10 Foote Insert Something Witty Here QB DET CLE 20.7
11 Foote Insert Something Witty Here QB DET @CHI 18.3
12 Foote Insert Something Witty Here QB DET MIN 13.0
13 Foote Insert Something Witty Here QB DET @BAL 10.9
14 Foote Insert Something Witty Here QB DET @TB 13.2
16 Foote Insert Something Witty Here QB DET @CIN 9.8
2016 — DET — 16 weeks, 250.9 pts
Wk Manager Team Slot NFL Team Opponent Pts
1 Waxman Jim Bob's Cooter BN DET @IND 26.1
2 Waxman Jim Bob's Cooter QB DET TEN 14.5
3 Waxman Jim Bob's Cooter QB DET @GB 25.5
4 Waxman Jim Bob's Cooter QB DET @CHI 6.2
5 Waxman Jim Bob's Cooter QB DET PHI 18.8
6 Waxman Jim Bob's Cooter QB DET LAR 28.2
7 Waxman Jim Bob's Cooter QB DET WAS 17.8
8 Waxman Jim Bob's Cooter QB DET @HOU 13.6
9 Waxman Jim Bob's Cooter QB DET @MIN 13.8
10 Waxman Jim Bob's Cooter BN DET Bye 0.0
11 Waxman Jim Bob's Cooter QB DET JAX 11.1
12 Waxman Jim Bob's Cooter BN DET MIN 16.3
13 Waxman Jim Bob's Cooter QB DET @NO 23.8
14 Waxman Jim Bob's Cooter QB DET CHI 14.4
15 Waxman Jim Bob's Cooter BN DET @NYG 9.2
16 Waxman Jim Bob's Cooter BN DET @DAL 11.5
2015 — DET — 14 weeks, 219.0 pts
Wk Manager Team Slot NFL Team Opponent Pts
1 Bronchtein Irritable Bowles Syndrome QB DET @LAC 11.7
2 Bronchtein Irritable Bowles Syndrome BN DET @MIN 18.4
3 Bronchtein Irritable Bowles Syndrome BN DET DEN 6.6
4 Bronchtein Irritable Bowles Syndrome QB DET @SEA 8.1
5 Bronchtein Irritable Bowles Syndrome BN DET ARI 2.7
7 Banys Barkevious Mandingo QB DET MIN 18.7
8 Foote Jared Fogle's Footlong BN DET @KC 7.2
10 Ballard Meowkevious Bingo QB DET @GB 14.8
11 Ballard Meowkevious Bingo BN DET LV 20.4
12 Ballard Meowkevious Bingo BN DET PHI 34.8
13 Ballard Meowkevious Bingo BN DET GB 17.0
14 Ballard Meowkevious Bingo BN DET @LAR 15.3
15 Ballard Meowkevious Bingo BN DET @NO 22.1
16 Ballard Meowkevious Bingo BN DET SF 21.1
2014 — DET — 15 weeks, 207.7 pts
Wk Manager Team Slot NFL Team Opponent Pts
1 Waxman Carlos Hyde Your Kids QB DET NYG 30.0
2 Waxman Carlos Hyde Your Kids QB DET @CAR 13.4
3 Waxman Carlos Hyde Your Kids QB DET GB 2.6
4 Waxman Carlos Hyde Your Kids QB DET @NYJ 26.5
5 Waxman Carlos Hyde Your Kids QB DET BUF 11.0
6 Waxman Carlos Hyde Your Kids QB DET @MIN 11.5
7 Waxman Carlos Hyde Your Kids QB DET NO 14.1
8 Waxman Carlos Hyde Your Kids BN DET @ATL 18.9
9 Waxman Carlos Hyde Your Kids BN DET Bye 0.0
10 Waxman Carlos Hyde Your Kids BN DET MIA 16.1
11 Waxman Carlos Hyde Your Kids QB DET @ARI 4.3
12 Waxman Carlos Hyde Your Kids QB DET @NE 9.4
13 Waxman Carlos Hyde Your Kids QB DET CHI 21.6
14 Waxman Carlos Hyde Your Kids QB DET TB 24.2
16 Waxman Carlos Hyde Your Kids QB DET @CHI 3.9
2013 — DET — 15 weeks, 260.3 pts
Wk Manager Team Slot NFL Team Opponent Pts
1 Valenzuela The Arian Brotherhood QB DET MIN 20.0
2 Valenzuela The Arian Brotherhood QB DET @ARI 17.2
3 Valenzuela The Arian Brotherhood QB DET @WAS 21.6
4 Valenzuela The Arian Brotherhood QB DET CHI 16.5
5 Valenzuela The Arian Brotherhood QB DET @GB 14.4
6 Valenzuela The Arian Brotherhood QB DET @CLE 24.5
7 Valenzuela The Arian Brotherhood QB DET CIN 26.3
8 Valenzuela The Arian Brotherhood QB DET DAL 26.7
9 Valenzuela The Arian Brotherhood BN DET Bye 0.0
10 Valenzuela The Arian Brotherhood QB DET @CHI 18.7
11 Valenzuela The Arian Brotherhood QB DET @PIT 22.9
12 Valenzuela The Arian Brotherhood QB DET TB 16.5
13 Valenzuela The Arian Brotherhood QB DET GB 20.0
15 Valenzuela The Arian Brotherhood QB DET BAL 8.3
16 Valenzuela The Arian Brotherhood QB DET NYG 6.8
2012 — DET — 15 weeks, 240.3 pts
Wk Manager Team Slot NFL Team Opponent Pts
1 Norberg Weak Left Nut QB DET LAR 12.5
2 Norberg Weak Left Nut QB DET @SF 12.2
3 Norberg Weak Left Nut QB DET @TEN 18.3
4 Norberg Weak Left Nut QB DET MIN 20.2
5 Norberg Weak Left Nut BN DET Bye 0.0
6 Norberg Weak Left Nut BN DET @PHI 21.1
7 Norberg Weak Left Nut BN DET @CHI 14.6
8 Norberg Weak Left Nut BN DET SEA 31.3
9 Norberg Weak Left Nut BN DET @JAX 11.2
10 Norberg Weak Left Nut BN DET @MIN 24.5
11 Norberg Weak Left Nut BN DET GB 9.8
12 Norberg Weak Left Nut QB DET HOU 26.3
13 Norberg Weak Left Nut QB DET IND 18.5
15 Norberg Weak Left Nut QB DET @ARI 3.8
16 Norberg Weak Left Nut QB DET ATL 15.9
2011 — DET — 15 weeks, 274.4 pts
Wk Manager Team Slot NFL Team Opponent Pts
1 Foote Anne Frank's Cunt QB DET @TB 22.2
2 Foote Anne Frank's Cunt QB DET KC 25.9
3 Foote Anne Frank's Cunt QB DET @MIN 23.0
4 Foote Anne Frank's Cunt QB DET @DAL 15.5
5 Foote Anne Frank's Cunt QB DET CHI 14.9
6 Foote Anne Frank's Cunt QB DET SF 20.6
7 Foote Anne Frank's Cunt QB DET ATL 11.3
8 Foote Anne Frank's Cunt QB DET @DEN 24.8
9 Foote Anne Frank's Cunt BN DET Bye 0.0
10 Foote Anne Frank's Cunt QB DET @CHI 9.3
11 Foote Anne Frank's Cunt QB DET CAR 29.6
12 Foote Anne Frank's Cunt QB DET GB 14.1
13 Foote Anne Frank's Cunt QB DET @NO 18.3
14 Foote Anne Frank's Cunt QB DET MIN 17.5
16 Foote Anne Frank's Cunt QB DET LAC 27.4